Remember Mad Libs?  It’s been awhile, right?

We’ve seen a few holiday-themed versions of Mad Libs stories circulating around Pinterest this week, and we thought…wouldn’t it be fun to write a holiday-themed press release?

Without further ado, here’s a little fun to circulate around your office this week. I wouldn’t suggest actually submitting this to the news media, unless Rudolph is really joining your company. But share your funny Mad Libs with us here on our blog, or take a photo and post it on Facebook.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Joins (Your Company) in 2014

(Company Name) is proud to announce the new addition of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Rudolf will begin on (date) as a/an (job title). With (adjective) experience in all Hampton Roads cities for the past (number) years, Rudolf will put his nose to work in (department).

Rudolf was named one of Virginia’s Best (Noun)s in 2013. “Rudolf is very (Adjective) in his role as a (repeat job title),” says (Name of Company President), (Company Name)’s President. “If I had a sleigh, I know Rudolf could (verb) the way.

(Name of co-worker) is also (adjective) to work with side-by-side with Rudolph. “He has an excellent reputation as a (noun). We are positive that Rudolph was be able to efficiently keep costs (adjective).”

This announcement comes on the heels of (Company Name)‘s (2013 past achievement). Along with (employee name), Rudolf will also coordinate (service) in (location).

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